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with Pensblog, because they’re fancy like that.
If you want news, that’s the place to be.
While I hate art, artists, art school, and generally anyone who has ever picked up a paintbrush, camera, or charcoal pencil, save a couple of special individuals named Seth and Joe, Our Friend and Yours Jeff said it best through the art of photography:
That’s basically how we feel about everything.
So, what’s happening out there?
The Recchin’ ball just won’t die.
Boston’s got him again.
The Flyers have the rights to Nabby, but we won’t allow it, so it won’t happen.
(DO YOU HEAR US?!?!?)
Arnott’s rights are the Debs’ once again.
Leighton is all Philly all the time.
Winnik became an Av and Sergei Kostitsyn was traded to Nashville.
So basically that means that nothing is happening and that we hate the world and that everything is a huge swaying boner in the breeze.
For once, however, the draft photos don’t look like they were lifted straight up outta the late 80s. The black background ones are pretty classy in theory. They’d actually be kind of cool if, you know, we weren’t trusting it to a handful of babies to not ham it up in them. Which, for the record, you can’t.
Sir you are 18 years old.
Stop pretending like you’ve got somewhere to go.
LOL YOU FOUND ME I WAS BACK HERE BY THIS WALL
UR TURN TO HID MISTER SIDNEY
As a head’s up, we’re going to be doing a liveblog with the boys next door over at tPB tomorrow for FA.
If you want to check out what we have to say or what some other fine contributers have to say about what’s happening, or worse, what those homers have to say about anything, we’ll post a link to the happenings. Everyone should keep you updated and humored for the day.
This summer is really grating on us.
But luckily we’re going to be taking a trip to *drumroll* Canada!
Later on.
If Versteeg signs with the Leafs, expect us to have the shirtsys by preseason.
Oh, or we might go to Tennessee. It all depends.
We are free floating drifters, please do not pin us down with these “plans” you deal with. Ugh. As if.
OMG I CAN HAS HOCKEY YET PLZ

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Kim

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