finally, someone who knows what’s up

Dude throwing waffles in Toronto.

Amazing gifs are popping up all over the Internet.  We didn’t make these.

maybe we’d be more famous if we posted on HFBoards.

At any rate, we consider this a public call-out to the guy throwing the waffles.

Will you come over to our place for breakfast?

PH Staff. 

There’s an entire annoying Tumblr account in this, you realize.  Like the one where celebrities are photoshopped into different kinds of bread.  Every hockey team has a breakfast food.  The Toronto Maple Leafs are Eggo waffles, clearly.  Lacking in nutrients, strangely delicious at times, not quite filling, but present.

Which brings us to:


Come up with a breakfast food that is analogous to every team in the NHL.  Why didn’t we think of this sooner?

E-mail us breakfast/NHL photoshops to support your claims.

We think the Calgary Flames are crispy bacon, for example.  Cripsy, crispy bacon.  And the New York Islanders are clearly high fiber oatmeal.  The Carolina Hurricanes are steak and eggs.  This could seriously go on for hours.



About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. Writing about the Penguins, the CWHL/women's hockey, and hockey/sports media criticism.