Hair League page has received its updates.
Brent Johnson has overtaken Pascal Dupuis as the lead point-getter.
Dude never wears a hat when he’s on the bench. We questioned those of you who picked Beej at the beginning of the season, but he is proving to be a surprise hair prospect.
Every game we get a shot of him on the bench? 10 points.
Color in full (fun tip: INSERT AN EXCITING BACKGROUND; why else do you think we make it white?) and e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Also let us know if we missed anything major Hair League-wise. Yuengling and vodka made sure we were somewhat disoriented this Thanksgiving weekend.
Something we forgot to mention about the CEC experience last post: someone should get those poor ice girls t-shirts that fit. We are concerned about their working conditions.
ETA: HOW THE BALLS DID WE NOT KNOW ABOUT THE CLUTTERSTACHE. Maybe it’s something we weren’t meant to know.