TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON live chat
Written by Kim   
Thursday, 08 July 2010 20:16

It's that time againnnnnn....

 

We actually couldn't tell the difference between weird fan posters for this movie and the real deal, so forgive whichever one this is.
So you should all be used to random appearances of us drunk liveblogging [Nogrod]y teen movies. Tonight is another special event.
Join us here, live, getting drunk while watching the epic cinematic masterpiece that is New Moon. We will have nothing insightful to say, this is just how we spend our evenings and thought we'd invite along several hundred of our BFFs (you guys.)

 

You can catch other lovely historical incidents of this here and here.

We're adding this lovely feature where you can watch our asinine conversation MOMENT BY MOMENT right here on this blog. Because what we have to say is SO VERY INTERESTING.
Well, and if we get alcohol poisoning, hopefully someone will call the cops. We love all of you. LET'S GET IT STAH-TED.

 

 

 

BLINGEE BY LANCE H IN HONOR OF JACOB BLACK'S EPIC INSULT TO CUTE!MIKE, INSPIRED BY MR. KYLE WELLWOOD
beautiful ikr
go pens


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Ava
July 08, 2010
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*SPOILER* The blonde jock is actually a were-unicorn.

luweasel
July 09, 2010
198.103.167.20
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lol omg love it

MouthGuard
July 09, 2010
12.239.217.98
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WTF? What's with the illegal downloading of 'tween vampire super-8 filmstrips when you could have play-by-played the Munsters for free? Herman Munster is better looking - and funnier -than the entire cast of Twitlight combined. But there's no rest allowed for you two - no rest permitted for the depraved or the wicked! It's JULY!

You bitches need to: 1) get off the couch; 2) vacuum those Milano crumbs; 3) squash those flies; and 4) GET IN SOME SHAPE FOR PENS ICE CREW TRYOUTS, DAMMIT!!! CLASS-ayy: http://penguins.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=63250#faq Seriously. Mere weeks away. Gotta get rid of those unicorn muffin tops so you can bare yourselves some PH midriff. Hell, yes. As a former Solid Gold Dancer, I disqualify myself because this gig is just way too lowbrow and I would have to wear kneesocks and "style" my hair. Whatever the fuck THAT means!!! But I have gyration-friendly gold lame rompers and jiggly-worn neon ski pants that you are both welcome to borrow for the Big Day. Personally, I think you should ditch your educations. This is IT. Your futures are CALLING. College degrees can wait. The Ice Crew clearly cannot. We need to work on your choreography, get you some water wings and empty your fridges of anything save for Japanese cucumbers and jelly tots...

MouthGuard
July 09, 2010
12.239.217.98
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Almost forgot - we need to stock up on nail polish remover. No more cherry red "Lookee Here!" OPI for your bitches. If only it were 1985 instead of 2010. You could have rocked this look, instead.... Dude on the far left with the Jheri Curls is now LeBron's "strength and conditioning coach." Whatever the fuck THAT means!!!

PensHockeyNight
July 09, 2010
70.27.66.59
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Argh Ice Crew? Tackiest part about NHL hockey. I actually went through that whole page, MouthGuard, and almost PUKED. That shit is embarrassing, degrading, and disgusting, and I wish the Pens would do away with it forever. I try to stay away from all that feminism bullshit but Ice Crew girls are bullshittier than the regular bullshit.

luweasel
July 09, 2010
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team jacob because you need to take your shirt off to heal a papercut.
THE PLOT DEVICE IS A PAPERCUT EVERYONE
you guys rock.
love that thought of a PH roadtrip to toronto! maybe vesa and colby be chillin...

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