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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BOOOOOOOO
This is probably not safe for work.
And by probably, we mean certainly not.
Well…let’s level here.
It’s all clipart.
But if you want to roll around in the grass and fully appreciate how glad you are that, win or lose, the Penguins are your team and the Flyers are not, we fully suggest looking under the cut to do that.

When you feel down on your luck and are just wondering what the hell is going on with your team, and you aren’t sure who to blame or where to turn, just remember:
You aren’t a Flyers fan.
Let us sing.
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The best advice we can offer is to not try to find meaning in this game.
Try not to analyse moves, plays, players, etc.
Try not to look too hard to find the redeeming qualities.
Just forget about it.
Seriously. The hockey season is long enough that it’s like a teacher is letting you drop the lowest 30 grades.
Sometimes you can just cut your losses and pretend a game didn’t happen. Better games will come, as will worse ones, and this is not a game to stress over or pick apart or rally against. It is a game to simply put in the back drawer with all of the pen caps and spare bits of string and pennies with a half inch of whatever that green stuff is on it, and act like it was never even there.

Anyway, we hear there was an old familiar friend creeping around the ice tonight, trying to find who to speak to about getting some fucking hockey up in this piece.
The times, they are a’changing.

There will be better days, our friends.
Just keep the faith.
The rest, as we so fully remember from that often dark ’08/09 season, just falls into place.

Go Pens.
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