breaking news: wow

Kris Letang suspended 2 games for going to hit a guy while he was sort of falling down and turning. This was not a head-targeting hit, or even a head-incidental hit. Here is Shanahan’s explanation, which we haven’t watched with the sound on:

In other news, it’s entirely possible that the entire team of Pittsburgh has had a blood transfusion with Sean Avery and bone marrow transplants with Rick DiPietro. INTERPRET THAT AS YOU WILL.

minnesota wild city.

contrary to popular belief, Wild was already a noun, so shhh.

go pens


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living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.