caps won the cup?


oh, wait.

Clearly, in a 3-0 victory, Caps fans have a lot to complain about:


Ovechkin crying because he accidentally blocked a shot and thought he’d been hit with enemy gunfire.
maybe.


dick.


OH NOES NOT MICHAEL GREEN

NBC’s broadcast of the game was atrocious.
Best part was “great job by the Caps!” on holding the Pens off when the Pens are running out of offensively-minded players to skate.
We can definitely win games with this team. We certainly have. But you don’t get them all. And Neuvirth was a bit obese. Lots of missed chances.

There’s a Super Bowl today. Go Pittsburgh.
Go Pens.

Zoë

About Zoë

living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.

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