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for dapper dan

hope
I was also hoping to see those people.

I heard the news about Duchene just before the game. As a hockey fan, I like to see great players and (once) great teams doing well. So it blows to see Duch (pronounced douche, even though I like him) out indefinetly. It’s a huge loss for the Avs too. But hey, their misfortune eases our misfortune slightly. So drink it in.

Well now, Colorado. I know you’ve lost 8 games in a row. And yes, your someday Captain is out for the season. But, no. You can’t have this win. Today is a special day and we are not losing.
So, grab your ankles.

What’s so special about tonight? You shouldn’t need me to give you a clue hear, you should already know that it is Danny’s 2 year anniversary as our coach, hero, and all around beautiful human being. So, here’s to many more years of stanley cups and dapper fedoras.

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Cheers.

MOMENT YOU REALIZED THE AVS WERE NOT GRABBING THEIR ANKLES AS INSTRUCTED
The first few minutes are pretty solid, but then the Avs finish tying their laces. It sets in pretty quickly these are two teams DESPERATE for that big W and this is going to be a hard fought game.
MAF saves lives when he catches a puck with the nail of his big toe and gets just enough of it to send it into the post instead of the net. That’s how close we were to this whole game starting, and then playing, out differently. One toenail. Granted it was the big toenail, but that’s still damn close.
maf saving lives
Not the save I’m talking about, but A save.

MOST POSITIVE EVENT YOU’VE EXPERIENCED IN A WHILE
We ice the puck and we’re tired and all you can think is “Ah, fuck.” Well, while you’re cursing in your head, Danny B is curing cancer. He calls a time out to give the boys some rest. A time out in the 1st? Yes, in the 1st, cuz that’s how he do. And he comes out flippin’ genius when we score less than a minute later.

vitale

Apparently Vitale is in this photo, celebrating his first NHL goal. I can’t tell, not like I would recognize him anyway, having only realized the other day that he is a person who exists.

1-0 Pens

ALSO OF NOTE IN THE FIRST
Nick Johnson gets his ass handed to him by Wilson. It looks something like this. nick johnson
He took some serious blows. He kept playing, but for safety’s sake, let’s all sacrifice a goat to ensure we don’t lose another man to injury.

The Avs go up 2-1 in the second. I don’t really want to talk about it, let alone share pictures. Brooksy got caught playing with his junk on that first one. The second one was pretty damn solid though. No blaim on MAF. Really, this whole game I’ve been thinking about how much we’re missing up front right now, the pressure on our defense because of it, and how we’re hanging on despite it all. Why? Because of our OUTSTANDING goaltending. Also a shit ton of depth. But srsly, MAF is a franchise goaltender that has earned the right to not be questioned. And any team would kill grandmas to have BJ as their back up. He was amazing when MAF was slow at the beginning of the year and has been amazing ever since. He’s the whole package.
saving the world
Bless-ed are we.

CLEARLY TAKING HIS OWN ADVICE
Staal has been talking a lot about not blaiming injuries or anything and just focussing on guys filling roles and stepping up their game. Clearly someone has stepped up his game. Staal restores your belief in the value of human life.
staal

2-2 Pens

BEST DINOSAUR REFERENCE
Your joy over evening up this fucker is short lived when we end up on the wrong side of 38 seconds of 5 on 3. Steigy gets all poignant and shit when he says this the moment where you win or lose this game. Boys, this is when you become men. And they do. We kill ALL that shit.
Errey notices how we are able to challenge despite only having 3 skaters on the ice. He figures this is only possible with a terradactyl like Staal.
staalsexy
God knows why he chose to compare Staal to a terradactyl as opposed to a titan, a mammoth, or Batman. It must be about the wing span I guess.

Scoreless in the 3rd means we head to over time. Right at the end of OT, we get a power play.
Where…
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PK puts away a rebound.

Group hugs for everyone!
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ALTERNATIVE 3 STARS

3-2 OT
PENS WIN

Good God we needed this win.

Stopping by Chicago for tea and scones, Sunday at 3:30pm.
 
GO PENS

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