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important things

In ascending order of importance:
3. Nobody had Alex Goligoski picked in Hair League, so the transition should be pretty seamless. We will now be tracking instances of James Neal and Matt Niskanen hair as well.

2. James Neal and Matt Niskanen have arrived in Pittsburgh.

1. the Sharks/Pens game apparently means that Craig Adams will be having buttsex with Dan Boyle, while Patty Marleau looks on with interest:

Question for ya’ll is, do you think he has the right angle? Jesus
Go to the Pens site before someone else notices.

We have no choice but to keep on rolling.

Go Pens.


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MOST IMPORTANT THING

WHERE CAN WE GET IN LINE FOR SOME OF THIS

Zoë

About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. every Penguins season is like Amundsen vs. Scott in my head.

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