Two of the Bruins’ biggest heroes in the Game 3 stomping of the Vancouver Canucks were Tim Thomas and Mark Recchi.
If these two don’t remind you of your dad and his buddies in the yard lighting the gas grill and kicking back the Yuengling, we’re sorry that your life is so miserable.
They might be old, but the Bruins have young talent, too.
It’s Tyler Seguin’s time to win the Classy Player Award.
They have to do it for Horton. It is the only way. Otherwise, the Universe collapses in on itself. We all burn in a fire of Douchebag. DO YOU WANT THIS. DO YOU.
Lesson: respect your elders.
OH HEY SPEAKING OF WHICH:
GUESS WHO YOUR NEW PLAYER DEVELOPMENT COACH IS BOYS AND GIRLS
that’s fucking right
Now go get me a scotch, sugar tits.