marry, fuck, kill: boston bruins edition

Because objectifying a team is the best way to demoralize them.
Weekend afternoon games are no joke, though the Pens have definitely made many of them into jokes. Not to mention games against the Bruins this season. A Saturday afternoon game against the Bruins? PH says it must be wrong enough to be right. Also, Boston just did us the favor of beating Philly. Now we must beat them to earn our balls back.

SO: MARRY FUCK OR KILL:


TIM THOMAS


MARK RECCHI


TYLER SEGUIN
(don’t worry, he’s not jailbait)

GO PENS.

Zoë

About Zoë

living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.

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