Well, it has been a hell of a week. If you run into me in jail this weekend, there are probably reasons why.
1. As a student of literature, as much as I enjoy Michel Houellebecq’s The Elementary Particles and the hilarity that comes with middle-aged French dudes jerking off in public and their subsequent revisiting deep-seated shame and isolation, I really wish I could have a long weekend where I don’t read anything but Harry Potter. And not, as many have argued, anything by George R. R. Martin. SORRY GUYS I JUST DON’T GET IT I’M SORRY PLEASE STOP HITTING ME. I also had to write a paper about a Holocaust memoir, which was really cheery. Also, let’s not forget how embarrassing Daniel Radcliffe is:
And how it has a surprise early performance by Edward Cullen or some shit:
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2. $49.99 for this, in this economy?!
We don’t actually have a hockey thing to be mad about because Letang will be back next game and OMG BROOKS ORPIK IS BACK OMG.
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Unless you count the Ovechkin goals and stuff, really a quite flawless evening last night.
Pens play the actual New Jersey Devils on Saturday.