the day the earth stands still

Getting to watch the Project Bundle Up video is basically Christmas. Probably because we have ovaries. Also because we are not joyless trolls who hate children. So here is a recap of this year’s Project Bundle Up. The kids don’t even need those coats yet, but they will. Oh they will.

0:30: A lady explains to the kids what they are going to get. “Probably a nice hat” is one of the items on the list. Just probably nice.
0:41: Epic Pascal Dupuis mustache depiction.  Then Niskanen is dressing behind the scenes in a batman-esque moment.
1:00: Sidney Crosby adamant about gloves for a child.
1:07: Girl questions Matt Cooke’s choice of a lime green winter coat.  She ain’t digging the green no more.  His “what” is on point.  He accuses her of being picky. 
1:14: “Is good or big?  Good?  Try left.”  Geno should totally do employee training at Payless.  ALWAYS TRY ON BOTH SHOES, GUYS.
1:21: Brooks Orpik looking extremely thoughtful.
1:25: Kris Letang puts a red hood on a complacent child.  We don’t think this is a ritual.
1:30 Steve Sullivan is interviewed.  ”A lot of good stuff,” he says.

A very short project bundle up compared to others of years past.
However, we believe that Geno’s presence saves this moment implicitly.

Thank God.
Friday?
Go Pens. 

Zoë

About Zoë

living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.

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