updates from hell

Report: Chris Osgood leaking fat out of his hernia or something


1. BROOKS IS PRACTICING YAY
2. Take a shot for every time Brooks says “obviously” or “especially” in this video. Then, write us an e-mail sensuously describing your experience.

Tomorrow’s game is up in the air.
We’ll entertain you somehow.
Go Pens.

Zoë

About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. every Penguins season is like Amundsen vs. Scott in my head.

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