whatever, redux


Pwned by some Swede named Gustav Nyquist.
born: 1989
Achievements: GWG against the Pens in a preseason game

We have no other commentary. We’re above making the obvious Proactiv comment but are not above the “greasy awful Swede” comment.
FUN FACTS:
Gustav Nyquist is a Virgo.
He is from Malmö, Sweden.
His home team is the Malmö Redhawks, who play in an arena that looks like it was the last thing standing after the nuclear holocaust in 1979, or possibly an unfinished set painting from Robocop.

This concludes your history lesson from Malmö. Funny thing, that whole Robocop fiasco. Fucking New Detroit.

THURSDAY

GO PENS.

Zoë

About Zoë

living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.

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