We can’t even keep up with the Internet anymore. If you’re on Twitter and Tumblr all day, you probably know everything. It basically satisfies as an Emergency Alert System.
The things you all saw over the weekend:
We can try as hard as we can to have original commentary about this, but there really isn’t anything to say. Apparently making $8.7 million dollars a year doesn’t change the fact that looking like an asshole who had to scrape mold off of his costume after rescuing it from the bargain bin at Wal-Mart or the back of St. Vincent de Paul = the best way to spend Halloween.
also: here’s Kris Letang holding some dog.
And Evgeni with some puppies. You’re welcome.
In other news, the League schedule is finally giving the Pens some days off. No one in the NHL had played nearly as many games as they have as of yesterday. Which is kind of bullshit, but whatever. Here’s to using this time to. . .extend the Caps losing streak?
If the big-time division realignment happens and we have to re-learn hockey again, we’ll probably just try to fill all the extra information in with pictures of puppies in our brains.
Having different numbers of teams in different divisions is irritating.
It’s fucking cold outside in America, in case you hadn’t noticed.
More stuff coming up this week as we await the next Pens game. If we make it that far.
LATE EDIT: BENJAMIN LOVEJOY IS: THE MAN IN THE YELLOW HAT:
Bananas are evil but we’ll let it slide.