Someone named Kyle just emailed us a link to their blog (we are unsure if the submitter is male or female and do not want to cause any pronoun confusion; we live in a modern era).
This blog contains a poem about how the state of Florida looks like a giant blue dick in this pic of Malkin. We were so moved that we decided to share.
The fact that people think of us when they are inspired by something phallic is one of the many reasons why we love having this blog.
And we thought we just had to share with everyone.
Go forth and conquer.