okay so here’s the fucking drama spread

The Pens lost the last game because they let the Flyers get in their heads and spent waaaay too much time looking up “defense” in the thesaurus and wondering if it meant “just kind of loosely shuffle the puck about.”
Then there was the Joe Vitale drama, which we don’t want to talk about. People are fucking rude.

Based on this photo alone, could an argument be made for Letang as a Christ figure?

Still, Jesus wouldn’t make a super obvious dive while already on the power play.
Kris, why’d you have to do that? I guess we can’t say too much because it turned out baller in the end.

Marquee event:

James Neal embarrassed Andrew Ference when Ference instigated with him. Pretty sweet for a pure goal-scorer.
Other marquee event:

Sid embarrassing people.

The Penguins still need to do a lot of defensive (and in general) soul-searching. 99% of this game was turnovers and weird shit and we got lucky when the refs bought Letang’s dive and put the Bruins in a bad penalty situation and we managed to score 2 goals. Bruins looked dangerous at times, they could have ran away with this at any time. But the game was slow and weird and the Pens had desperation at the right moments. And Johnny was solid.
Just don’t see these faces in your nightmares.

This is another weird year in which the Penguins are paralleling our lives, probably. All business and then stuttering and stumbling and breaking at the last moment.

This woman looks identical to a woman who called me a disgusting whore in TD Garden about two years ago. Wonder if it’s the same lady.

Speaking of nice ladies, there’s some biddy named @colwolfe on Twitter who thinks that Joe Vitale sucks. She deleted her tweets where she basically hoped he was dead. Class move.
BIDDIES FOR DAYS.
help

Go Pens.

Zoë

About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. every Penguins season is like Amundsen vs. Scott in my head.

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