the day wonderland ceased to be: farewell to the 2011-2012 coyotes

Isn’t all of this Internet chirping getting out of hand?
I mean. That’s an erroneous statement. People have been dicks about being fans of something since fandom came to be and since people started using words, so it’s been probably millions of years since this whole chirping thing has been ~out of hand.
We’ll say it right now and we don’t care who reads it: the cocky Kings fans right now need to get fucking humble. It’s the Stanley Cup, it isn’t exactly easy, and just because some dude on some other team is laid a cheap shot on one player one time doesn’t mean that no one on your team hasn’t done the same thing. It also doesn’t mean that your fans are better or more knowledgeable or that no one on your team can be called an asshole, a diver, or a piece of shit scumbag.
IT’S HOCKEY EVERYONE CHIRPS, EVERY TEAM EMPLOYS SOMEONE WHO HAS AT ONE TIME DONE SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE, AND EVERY TEAM HAS GOOD AND BAD FANS.
Even Atlantapeg. We’ll concede it.
If you have a problem with that you should probably go eat a dick or something WOOOOOO SEE DID WE GET CHIRPING DOWN RIGHT.
also that one guy on your team is a scumbag he was probably in with Hitler as early as the 20′s so SHUT UP.

The way this game ended was lame. Coyotes get a defenseman (well, it was Michal Roszival) taken down by Dustin Brown (being a punk) and he has to be helped off the ice and all of a sudden. . .~goal~.


Sad day. We wanted to see Ray Whitney raise it this year.


Based on NBC’s camera angle, they did get close enough to intimately brush cheeks. Someone write the one-shot NC-17 fanfic on LiveJouranl STAT!


Brown is a coward. but you knew this.
Quick, Doughty, Kopitar, etc. all solid players. Our anger is based on being outnumbered. We thirsted for blood, what we got was a fucking fairytale, and we aren’t even in it.


We are on Team Christmas Ham for the lulz and to piss everyone off.

But we really do love Zach Parise (aka one of many Captain Americas) and Petey. Yes, the Petey you all know and love. Even if he isn’t playing at the moment.

The Rangers are whatevs.
At this point we want the outcome that is going to piss off the maximum amount of people.
It’s sports, it’s the one area of your life where it’s permissible to be bitter.

So hop on the Devils train, it’s the flag we’re flying. If they win the Cup we might buy Brodeur jerseys.

Take nothing we say to heart.

Go Pens. Go Devils.

Zoë

About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. every Penguins season is like Amundsen vs. Scott in my head.

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