what not to do when your team is sucking balls

This goes without saying, but don’t fucking attack pregnant women.

If you are in a drinking mood, and you don’t have to be, feel free to buy yourself and all your friends shots and bask in the fact that you have a roof over your head and food to eat and you’re doing comparatively well.

gear up for the next one like a trooper.

If you have the pleasure of being from Pittsburgh, remember you are from the greatest city on Earth and that eventually it will become Good again.
If you’re not from Pittsburgh, remember: we’ll adopt you spiritually if you have love in your soul.

Does anybody else want to mount a secret spy/warrior force to take over the NHL and hold everyone hostage until our demands are met?
Sounds like a good idea.

Heal everyone with magic.
Craig Adams left practice today with a knee injury.
Don’t jump off the bridge, though.  You have so much left to live for.  We think.



About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. Writing about the Penguins, the CWHL/women's hockey, and hockey/sports media criticism.