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what not to do when your team is sucking balls

ONE
This goes without saying, but don’t fucking attack pregnant women.

TWO
If you are in a drinking mood, and you don’t have to be, feel free to buy yourself and all your friends shots and bask in the fact that you have a roof over your head and food to eat and you’re doing comparatively well.

THREE
gear up for the next one like a trooper.

FOUR
If you have the pleasure of being from Pittsburgh, remember you are from the greatest city on Earth and that eventually it will become Good again.
If you’re not from Pittsburgh, remember: we’ll adopt you spiritually if you have love in your soul.

FIVE
Does anybody else want to mount a secret spy/warrior force to take over the NHL and hold everyone hostage until our demands are met?
Sounds like a good idea.

Heal everyone with magic.
Craig Adams left practice today with a knee injury.
Don’t jump off the bridge, though.  You have so much left to live for.  We think.

GO PENS. 

Zoë

About Zoë

living in Boston, chronically fussy, fills recaps with references to Robert Scott's last march and literary theory among other things.

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