Go to the game, watch varying types of assault by humans on other adult humans, have a beer, watch your team collapse towards the end because everything is bad: well worth the 85 dollars.

Staff reports that Simon Despres was sassy in warmups and thank god because he’ll probably be bringing the swagger to a bottom pairing with Phillip Samuelsson soon.

The “prey” graffiti is around Allston and we feel it coming for us like a deep, nightmarish maw.

Go pens.


About Zoë

from Fayette County, living in Boston, chronically fussy. Writing about the Penguins, the CWHL/women's hockey, and hockey/sports media criticism.